Faux statistics cork coasters

A huge hit at Festival of Quilts 2025, these faux statistics coasters are back in stock. Whether you're buying for yourself or simply getting a head start on your christmas gifts. These coasters will bring a smile to everyones face. 

Choose between:

92% of quilters report improved mood after simply looking at fabric. - According to highly questionable data*

*Samll print: Survey conduction by The Quilters' Guild on two people... while browsing Liberty prints.

83% of quilters believe a cup of tea makes their stitches straighter. - Quilter logic 101

*Small print: Study results based on an afternoon in HQ's kitchen.

82% of quilters admit they 'just popped in for thread' and left with 3 metres of fabric. 

*Small print: Data gathered exclusively from local quilt shops across the British Isles... probably.

68% of quilters agree: finishing a project is optional. - Stitching truths revealed*

*Small print: Study based on three overflowing WIP baskets and one very honest Guild member.

Quilters are 67% more likely to say 'I can fix that'... even when they probably shouldn't. 

*Small print: Confirmed by one very confident member with a needle and a dream.

Quilters are 87% more content than the average person. - Totally real, not made-up research* 

Small print: Study conduction by The Quilters' Guild... on a couple of very happy quilters.

86% of quilters believe buying fabric and using it are two separate hobbies. - Science-ish*

*Small print: Data compiled from one overflowing stash cupboard.